It seems that the "cool" thing to do nowadays is to confess to wrongdoings (for related story click here). This past decade has provided us with more confessions than a Celebrity Rehab marathon on MTV. Self-disclosure is the new Ed Hardy. After confessions from the likes of David Letterman, Ex-Senator Edwards, Eliot Spitzer, Tiger Woods, Chris Brown, Kanye West, Mark McGwire (kind of), and other public figures, the media and citizens of the uber-forgiving and comeback story loving country that we live in open their arms and reestablish any love lost. With this in mind, we at Soul Reflecksions have a confession to make. We use a performance enhancing drug (PED). Our PED goes by the street name of Roy G Biv, and refers to a cocktailish concoction consisting of red bull, vodka, and a splash of orange juice. After shutting down some of the nation's ultra-chic nightclubs (e.g., XS, Tao, Mosaic [KC], Underground, and last but not least American Legion 757), people began to question the innateness of our exuberant personalities and knee-buckling dance moves. So, now that we've fully disclosed this guilt-packed confession, and our souls are purged, it's time to celebrate... ROY G BIV anybody?
Ingredients:
R: Red Bull
O: Orange Juice
Y: Yellow in Color when Mixed Properly
G: Good Tasting/ Drink from a Glass
B: Black Cherry
I: Ice
V: Vodka (leave the house vodka alone... tell 'em Diddy)
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Loaded Coronas
Written by Campbell Watts
Time: Sunday, January 2, 2010, 11:09 a.m.
Location: American Junkie
"Oh the Corona. Simple by itself; light, crisp, refreshing. But when this popular cerveza is topped with a shot of Bacardi Limon, unique events occur. People laugh louder, dance looser, and worries erase. The "loaded corona" is not simply just a drink, it's an escape to a happier place... Paradise should hire this drink as it's mascot."
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